2. irresponsibleeyouth:

    The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

  3. 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

  4. mallerk:

    yournucleardeterrent:

    “Pepper, pay attention to me”

  5. fuckyeahgirlcrush:

    every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad

  6. n-e-v-e-r-r-e-g-r-e-t:

    flameddevil:

    this gotta be the best comment in a youtube video ever. 

    someone give this person a medal omg 

  7. theboywhofangirled: falkner: someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it #THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

    theboywhofangirled:

    falkner:

    someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

    #THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

  8. How I’m going to spend summer

    How I’m going to spend summer

  12. doglets:

    actually all of my systems are nervous

  13. captainswan-17:

    squidkitten:

    when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

    fuck yes

    and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS

  14. bakchoi-loi:

    Kay, I seriously need to work out. So much people touched my fat belly today. And plus I’m going to a resort next month and I’m gonna have to be taking my shirt off a lot. So yeah, no one wants to see these flubs.

  15. steelplatedhearts:

    Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

    I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

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Hello :) welcome to my collective blog. Nothing on here really follows one theme. It follows me and my feelings, desires, frustrations, and all the things that make me giggle. I hope you'll enjoy looking at it as much as i do creating it.
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